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Reply #250 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 5:56pm
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(Madstone crater) Almost there...  Just a little longer...
  
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Reply #251 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 6:00pm
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Downtime Extension: 12:00 PM Eastern (-5 GMT) Saturday, March 9th

Our downtime has been extended through 12:00 PM Eastern on Saturday, March 9th. We will keep you updated, and apologize for this lengthy downtime. #DDO
  

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Reply #252 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 6:02pm
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Downtime Extension: 12:00 PM Eastern (-5 GMT) Saturday, March 9th

Our downtime has been extended through 12:00 PM Eastern on Saturday, March 9th. We will keep you updated, and apologize for this lengthy downtime. #DDO
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Reply #253 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 6:28pm
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AAH wrote on Mar 8th, 2019 at 5:47pm:
LMAO.  Start at 6:20.  He pauses mid sentence to take a drink.  It's like his brain locked up for a second.  Maybe he's an android.

That part stuck out too when I watched.  Fucking weird.  What's he drinking, glycerine?  No wonder he sucks - probably running Wyoh's AI.
  

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Reply #254 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 6:34pm
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Reply #255 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 6:57pm
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Ah Pook wrote on Mar 8th, 2019 at 6:28pm:
That part stuck out too when I watched.  Fucking weird.  What's he drinking, glycerine?  No wonder he sucks - probably running Wyoh's AI.

He looks around awkwardly in every frame he is in. I like to think he is tripping balls on shrooms every day.
  

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Reply #256 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 7:05pm
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Rubbinns wrote on Mar 8th, 2019 at 6:57pm:
He looks around awkwardly in every frame he is in. I like to think he is tripping balls on shrooms every day. 

Probably grows 'em in the shower of the basement he lives in.
  

Daggertooth wrote on Apr 14th, 2017 at 6:52pm:
I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake.


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Reply #257 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 7:25pm
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Fun Fact: The data center move isn't SSG operated at all, isn't happening in Boston, and is all third party work. Take a guess at who that third party is. If you want to get salty about the downtime, at least be salty about the correct people.

The correct people: The ones who decided to contract with an incompetent operation?

Oh shit. That hits close to home.  Undecided

It is our fault for still giving them money....


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Apparently alluding to Daybreak games fucking up things for SSG was a little too vague >.>

No. Instead, it was a little too much of the same buck-passing Turbine & now SSG loves to do. A lot of things about their game are out of their control. They see that as an excuse. We tend to see it as a bald admission of incompetence.

In any case, it doesn't support the idea that it's SSG's fault when (okay, if) things go right.
  

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Reply #258 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 7:30pm
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Skoodge wrote on Mar 8th, 2019 at 4:37pm:
I'm actually glad to hear that, it gives me a hair more confidence in them.  If your boat has a leak in it - sleep is not a fucking luxury you can afford.  And seriously, to any 'tard that doesn't understand that - you've obviously never had a real career and need to stfu.


Listen snowflake...I've spent the last 19 years administering SQL Server DB's.  Started with SQL 6.5. I've been party to many production migrations. Thankfully, most of them went well. I can empathize with the tech and DBAs know what they are going through. I lived the nightmare while upgrading a SQL Server 7.0 instance to SQL Server 2005 which required complete conversion of all Data Transformation Service(DTS) packages to SQL Server Integration Services (SSIS) packages.

When upper management says "hey go get 4 hours sleep" it's like really....How in the fuck do you expect me to sleep when my whole work world is down? You don't. what you need is a hand job while drinking a six-pack just to mellow out and be distracted.
  
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Reply #259 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 7:35pm
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Well no if the data center move worked perfectly aces to the people in charge of making that happen which probably isn't SSG. For as much as Coco said (and i'm inferring) third party people were up in all of this from the start.

Calling anyone involved incompetent is showing how salty you are about it. You and I have no idea all the technical problems they are specifically dealing with enough to say that anyone dropped the ball here.

What more do you expect a company to do when a problem occurs? They apologized profusely, they are going to award people some token for their suffering, they are keeping the community updated as best as possible.

I'd hate to see how you guys deal with anyone else in your lives with this kind of attitude. "God damnit wife you burned dinner, fuck it i'm divorcing you and taking the house, this is bush league shit!"
  
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Reply #260 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 7:35pm
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RabbitChoker wrote on Mar 8th, 2019 at 7:30pm:
When upper management says "hey go get 4 hours sleep" it's like really....How in the fuck do you expect me to sleep when my whole work world is down? You don't. what you need is a hand job while drinking a six-pack just to mellow out and be distracted.


I'm the guy your bosses bosses hire to unfuck everything.  If I walk into this situation: no one sleeps.

I don't sleep.  They don't sleep.  You sure as fuck don't sleep.

If it makes you feel better, I'm going to hang one of their asses out to dry before yours: but while the ship is sinking - if you want a job next week, get the fuck over that sleep thing.  If you don't like it, sleep in the unemployment line and I'll hire someone who'll get results.
  

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Reply #261 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 7:37pm
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I had a part in helping Citibank blow their bailout money on new hardware, including servers. Every branch I visited from Miami to Baltimore to Dallas to Seattle every tech was drinking by 1am during the change overs.
  
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Reply #262 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 7:38pm
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That's what SLAs are for.  If nobody gets sued over this, we'll know it was self-inflicted.
  

Daggertooth wrote on Apr 14th, 2017 at 6:52pm:
I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake.


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Reply #263 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 7:43pm
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Ah Pook wrote on Mar 8th, 2019 at 7:38pm:
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Reply #264 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 7:47pm
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Ah Pook wrote on Mar 8th, 2019 at 7:38pm:
That's what SLAs are for.  If nobody gets sued over this, we'll know it was self-inflicted.


Nobody will get sued over this, AND it won't be SSG/Daybreak's fault.
  

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they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
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Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
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I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
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Skoodge wrote on Mar 8th, 2019 at 7:35pm:
I'm the guy your bosses bosses hire to unfuck everything.  If I walk into this situation: no one sleeps

Do they call you The Wolf?

  
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Carpone wrote on Mar 8th, 2019 at 7:50pm:
Do they call you The Wolf?


Let me prepare the oven.
  
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RabbitChoker wrote on Mar 8th, 2019 at 7:30pm:
I've spent the last 19 years administering SQL Server DB's.

No one cares.  Your experience is irrelevant, as is every other IT armchair quarterback trying to sound authoritative about this situation.
  
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Carpone wrote on Mar 8th, 2019 at 7:50pm:
Do they call you The Wolf?


I'd be lying if I said that wasn't an influence Wink
  

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Reply #269 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 8:03pm
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When you go the cheapest route, you get what you pay for.  They went for the budget server/datacenter, we paid for it with lag and weekly server restarts. Now they (and us) are paying an ever steeper price.
  
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Reply #270 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 8:04pm
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RabbitChoker wrote on Mar 8th, 2019 at 7:30pm:
When upper management says "hey go get 4 hours sleep" it's like really....How in the fuck do you expect me to sleep when my whole work world is down? You don't. what you need is a hand job while drinking a six-pack just to mellow out and be distracted.

Cordo's continued employment explained?


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I'd hate to see how you guys deal with anyone else in your lives with this kind of attitude.

Don't. Just don't pretend the 5th burnt dinner in a row is the same category of problem that a first burnt dinner is.
  

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Reply #271 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 8:05pm
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Wow. The posting rate for randos has gone through the roof since we can't get our laggy fix. Good stuff.
  


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Randos.... what randos?
  
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Reply #273 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 8:18pm
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And just because a company screws up does not entitle the consumer to jack shit.  That is how life works fuckhead. 

Expecting nothing and simply being happy that the game is back up(when and if it finally does) is not the same as blindly following and supporting ssg. 

There is not a scenario in earth that says you are ever owed anything.  And THAT is how life works. 

You really, REALLY showed what you don't know about business. You know how many companies have gone under after a natural disaster (not their fault) and didn't recover fast enough? This disaster IS ALL THEIR FAULT. They didn't have a fallback position (when we get to hour YY, we reverse and put everything back).


The three-strikes law should apply: They have never had a successfully "data center move". Each time they hemorrhaged customers.  Throughout several companies, the core personnel don't know how to manage a data center correctly.

Based on that, I had estimated 72 hours.... 48 of "holy fuck we can't get it to work, put it back" and then 24 hours of plugging it back in the way it was.


Are you really supporting this when it was being said the equipment is being moved within the same complex?




For all the hate I give him, I actually feel sorry for Cordo right now - he is the community relations person who has to keep a straight face when the world is imploding behind him (BAGHDAD BOB).


  
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Reply #274 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 8:20pm
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Carpone wrote on Mar 8th, 2019 at 7:56pm:
No one cares.  Your experience is irrelevant, as is every other IT armchair quarterback trying to sound authoritative about this situation.


Fuck you. Some of us have very relevant experience in just this sort of job: Moving data centers of over 1000 devices over 2000 miles away. Even better, making a fucking data center that is nuclear resistant.

Fuck you and the white horse you rode in on...
  
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