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Darcat DQ Assaulter Offline BEEFCAKE!! Posts: 487 Location: Up your ass Joined: Apr 28^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #275 - Mar 8^th, 2019 at 8:35pm	Print Post
	how do i add rabbid to my buddy list?


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Starkjade Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Rogue Scholar Posts: 7082 Location: Canadia Joined: Aug 27^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #276 - Mar 8^th, 2019 at 8:48pm	Print Post
	RabbitChoker wrote on Mar 8^th, 2019 at 7:30pm: Listen snowflake...I've spent the last 19 years administering SQL Server DB's.� Started with SQL 6.5. I've been party to many production migrations. Thankfully, most of them went well. I can empathize with the tech and DBAs know what they are going through. I lived the nightmare while upgrading a SQL Server 7.0 instance to SQL Server 2005 which required complete conversion of all Data Transformation Service(DTS) packages to SQL Server Integration Services (SSIS) packages. This is like a super-nerdy version of the Navy SEAL sniper copypasta

	Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
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Penalty Box Ex Member	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #277 - Mar 8^th, 2019 at 8:50pm	Print Post
	Fuck me. I'm surrounded by nerds. And some are making sense. I need a life.


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AAH DQ Assaulter Offline SSG .. making shit a reality. Posts: 442 Location: Australia Joined: Jul 29^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #278 - Mar 8^th, 2019 at 9:13pm	Print Post
	Ah Pook wrote on Mar 8^th, 2019 at 6:28pm: That part stuck out too when I watched.� Fucking weird.� What's he drinking, glycerine?� No wonder he sucks - probably running Wyoh's AI. Glycerine! lmao.� That makes my day.

	Gunga wrote on Apr 6^th, 2021 at 9:31am: This game doesn’t deserve great players, honestly.
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harharharhar Epic Poster Offline Girthless Trolllicker Posts: 3421 Joined: Aug 31^st, 2012 Gender:	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #279 - Mar 8^th, 2019 at 10:13pm	Print Post
	let me summarize this thread Fuck you I have no life and can't handle DDO being down some other games are cool fuck you! my monitor is big and my graphics card is fast becayuse my wife games and lets me spend money on computer stuff to keep me and my kids quiet listen snowflake I am hopeless and depressed IT person, cut SSG some slack listen snowflake I am a hopeless and depressed IT person, fuck SSG Fuck you Some stupid Darcat shit Fuck you! fin


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Darcat DQ Assaulter Offline BEEFCAKE!! Posts: 487 Location: Up your ass Joined: Apr 28^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #280 - Mar 8^th, 2019 at 10:56pm	Print Post
	Iaint no retard-im just a lil slow


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ThreadNecromancer Korthos Resident Offline Posts: 28 Joined: Mar 7^th, 2019	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #281 - Mar 8^th, 2019 at 11:03pm	Print Post
	Head-Meat wrote on Mar 8^th, 2019 at 8:05pm: Wow. The posting rate for randos has gone through the roof since we can't get our laggy fix. Good stuff. Those of us that still actually play the game have nothing better to do. (Not that you don't)
	« Last Edit: Mar 8^th, 2019 at 11:05pm by ThreadNecromancer »

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Frank Puppy Farmer Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1429 Joined: Jan 14^th, 2016	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #282 - Mar 8^th, 2019 at 11:42pm	Print Post
	harharharhar wrote on Mar 8^th, 2019 at 10:13pm: listen snowflake I am hopeless and depressed IT person, cut SSG some slack This is all I see in the discord: Endless support for SSG despite their failure to manage a projected 22 hour outage. Cut SSG some slack, because how can you expect an epic performance from a bunch of monkeys slamming the keyboards?

	No, let me be Frank. Digimonk wrote on Dec 8^th, 2016 at 12:39pm: I've had multiple RoSS rot just from doing the explorer points in Sands across multiple lives since it is exclusive. Smart players know how to use buyback. Digimonk wrote on Dec 22^nd, 2016 at 1:58pm: I will not chone. I did what I did intentionally and while my primary purpose was not to annoy the other Vaulties, I acknowledge that it was a side effect. Smart people don't elicit "side effects."� They understand in advance the consequences of their actions.
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Digimonk Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 1573 Joined: Apr 7^th, 2015	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #283 - Mar 9^th, 2019 at 12:09am	Print Post
	Anyone who expects anything remotely resembling technical competence and proper planning and testing procedures from SSG at this point has been paying zero attention for the past 6 years. I would have been completely surprised if they had managed to pull something like this off on-time and without any problems.


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Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #284 - Mar 9^th, 2019 at 12:40am	Print Post
	Digimonk wrote on Mar 9^th, 2019 at 12:09am: Anyone who expects anything remotely resembling technical competence and proper planning and testing procedures from SSG at this point has been paying zero attention for the past 6 years. I would have been completely surprised if they had managed to pull something like this off on-time and without any problems. You're over reacting. They were nice enough to let us know there would be small extensions. Every 6 hours on twitter. For days.

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Ah Pook Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 314159265 Posts: 1439 Joined: Mar 10^th, 2014	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #285 - Mar 9^th, 2019 at 12:53am	Print Post
	I just want one goddamn thread without gnome boners.� Is that too much to ask for?

	Daggertooth wrote on Apr 14^th, 2017 at 6:52pm: I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake. Frank wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2017 at 8:32am: Laugh it up, funny man.
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Dread1313 Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 21 Joined: Mar 3^rd, 2019	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #286 - Mar 9^th, 2019 at 1:27am	Print Post
	What if all of this is just one big psyop and they are all sitting in the server room smoking pot and drinking jim beam laughing at all you fuckwits? (and the ones on reddit) (disclaimer: I fucking HATE ssg, but this seems very plausible.)


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Whatamidoing Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 77 Joined: Feb 24^th, 2015	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #287 - Mar 9^th, 2019 at 1:52am	Print Post
	Personally, this is slightly better than reading the news, but maybe much made up stuff here! Gotta expect a lot of rando's really since the other forum is down. We come here to fond out if the game is back up, and when it is what has been fucked up. I have this weird apocalypse fantasy.... everyone is level, 1 no gear, no past lives and level cap is now 12. It would mean I would be almost as powerful as everyone else for about one hour.


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Carpone Puppy Farmer Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1695 Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2011 Gender:	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #288 - Mar 9^th, 2019 at 1:53am	Print Post
	Dark_Helmet wrote on Mar 8^th, 2019 at 8:20pm: Fuck you. Some of us have very relevant experience in just this sort of job: Moving data centers of over 1000 devices over 2000 miles away. Even better, making a fucking data center that is nuclear resistant. Fuck you and the white horse you rode in on... You forgot to laud over us your rockstar assembly programming skills. And you failed to remind us that you have been doing this longer than any of us, getting your start when punch cards were bleeding edge tech.


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Skoodge LORD OF BOOBS Offline Whatever Posts: 3702 Location: Why? You want to visit me? Joined: Jul 19^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #289 - Mar 9^th, 2019 at 1:56am	Print Post
	Dread1313 wrote on Mar 9^th, 2019 at 1:27am: What if all of this is just one big psyop and they are all sitting in the server room smoking pot and drinking jim beam laughing Well that would fit SSGs business model pretty well. Because fuck profit and job security.

	Turbine policy - glitches and poor coding resulting in interference of your game play or enjoyment will be ignored.� Glitches or poor coding on the developers side that at all benefit your game play or enjoyment will result in your character being banned and/or items from your inventory deleted.� Please report all bugs via our bug report...when it works.
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Carpone Puppy Farmer Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1695 Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2011 Gender:	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #290 - Mar 9^th, 2019 at 2:02am	Print Post
	harharharhar wrote on Mar 8^th, 2019 at 10:13pm: my monitor is big and my graphics card is fast becayuse my wife games and lets me spend money on computer stuff to keep me and my kids quiet I fired my wife spot on otherwise go your own way gentlemen


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NoGoodDoc Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 261 Joined: Jul 10^th, 2013	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #291 - Mar 9^th, 2019 at 5:27am	Print Post
	Game and forums are up, but many people are finding out that some of their store-bought items (races, bank slots, etc) are missing. Also, many people can't log on as their passwords aren't working, either. The shit show continues.


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NoGoodDoc Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 261 Joined: Jul 10^th, 2013	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #292 - Mar 9^th, 2019 at 5:48am	Print Post
	And nevermind, they've taken the worlds back down to try to fix their fuckups.


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knockcocker Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 155 Joined: Jun 2^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #293 - Mar 9^th, 2019 at 6:03am	Print Post
	Genius...


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ManyCookies Titan Demolisher Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 360 Joined: Nov 16^th, 2018	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #294 - Mar 9^th, 2019 at 6:11am	Print Post
	OldCoaly wrote on Mar 8^th, 2019 at 7:47pm: Nobody will get sued over this, AND it won't be SSG/Daybreak's fault. Didn't Cordovan say on the LOTRO stream that they were bringing in outside consultants to help fix stuff?


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OldCoaly Puppy Farmer Offline Why did you think this time would be different? Posts: 1564 Location: WAAHH!!!Testing stuff is HARD! Joined: Jul 1^st, 2011	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #295 - Mar 9^th, 2019 at 7:14am	Print Post
	Frank wrote on Mar 8^th, 2019 at 11:42pm: Cut SSG some slack, because how can you expect an epic performance from a bunch of monkeys slamming the keyboards?

	Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:43pm: they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan. Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1^st, 2014 at 1:11pm: Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things. eighnuss wrote on May 27^th, 2014 at 12:52pm: everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30^th, 2013 at 12:12am: I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy. Skoodge wrote on Nov 27^th, 2014 at 6:54am: DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass. GooFY wrote on Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 5:36pm: Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence. � Meursault wrote on May 11^th, 2015 at 8:10pm: Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up. Meursault wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 2:50pm: Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close. palmer01 wrote on Nov 20^th, 2015 at 9:05am: Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy. PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am: The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.
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Skoodge LORD OF BOOBS Offline Whatever Posts: 3702 Location: Why? You want to visit me? Joined: Jul 19^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #296 - Mar 9^th, 2019 at 7:32am	Print Post
	ManyCookies wrote on Mar 9^th, 2019 at 6:11am: Didn't Cordovan say on the LOTRO stream that they were bringing in outside consultants to help fix stuff? 3 days in. That should have been their plan A from the get-go or their plan B the second they didn't finish by their initial deadline. This is why SSG is still Turbine.

	Turbine policy - glitches and poor coding resulting in interference of your game play or enjoyment will be ignored.� Glitches or poor coding on the developers side that at all benefit your game play or enjoyment will result in your character being banned and/or items from your inventory deleted.� Please report all bugs via our bug report...when it works.
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Skoodge LORD OF BOOBS Offline Whatever Posts: 3702 Location: Why? You want to visit me? Joined: Jul 19^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #297 - Mar 9^th, 2019 at 7:37am	Print Post
	Fucking Turbine Quote: DDO Unlimited ‏ @DDOUnlimited 3h3 hours ago Thank you everyone for your patience! We are getting very close to reopening. We'll have more information shortly. #DDO Quote: DDO Unlimited ‏ @DDOUnlimited 2h2 hours ago The game worlds have reopened. Thank you for your patience as we worked through these various data center issues in recent days. #DDO Quote: DDO Unlimited ‏ @DDOUnlimited 2h2 hours ago UPDATE: We are bringing back down the game worlds while we troubleshoot an issue with characters not receiving their proper account unlocks. #DDO

	Turbine policy - glitches and poor coding resulting in interference of your game play or enjoyment will be ignored.� Glitches or poor coding on the developers side that at all benefit your game play or enjoyment will result in your character being banned and/or items from your inventory deleted.� Please report all bugs via our bug report...when it works.
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Vaultaccount Stormreaver Piker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 624 Joined: Apr 29^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #298 - Mar 9^th, 2019 at 8:17am	Print Post
	Was anyone able to log?


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Mr Roboto Korthos Resident Offline Posts: 56 Joined: Feb 16^th, 2019	Re: Downtime extended to 5am Reply #299 - Mar 9^th, 2019 at 8:31am	Print Post
	Any other MMO's fuck things as bad as SSG in recent years?

	Infractions make life so much more fun!
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