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Reply #25 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 3:05am
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Reply #26 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 4:20am
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1) fire everyone working

2) call in all not working

3) fire anyone that does not appear or disappear

4) let god sort them out
  
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Reply #27 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 5:54am
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Whatamidoing wrote on Mar 7th, 2019 at 2:20am:
bad timing all round with my holidays falling this week.


Exactly. What a terrible time to close the worlds. Well let's at least hope for some improvements with this change. Too bad last time this happened all continued the same.
  
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Reply #28 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 6:09am
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Darcat wrote on Mar 7th, 2019 at 4:20am:
1) fire everyone working

2) call in all not working

3) fire anyone that does not appear or disappear

4) let god sort them out



You're the best argument for prohibiting the sales of computers to 3rd world countries I've ever seen.
  

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Reply #29 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 6:13am
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Yet this was all too predictable...
  
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Reply #30 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 7:10am
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Nothingtoseehere wrote on Mar 7th, 2019 at 6:13am:
Yet this was all too predictable...

Hey, now.  Looking back at things like the way the forum "upgrade" was handled, their timely response to the DDO.Com domain expiring, and the breach of the DDO account data, that's a little harsh, don't you think?

How can a reasonable person not feel deep admiration for the fine people stewarding this process?  Clearly their ability to learn from past events and the way they consistently manage major hardware and software system migrations and deployments merits more than simple warm approval.

This downtime reflects the DDO's staff's consideration for the feelings and past efforts of participants in the DDO environment and the value the place on testing and the QA process to ensure a positive player experience.

Hudat wrote on Mar 7th, 2019 at 1:09am:
I feel like they legit don't know wtf they're doing, so they having to pause every 10 seconds to rewatch a fucking video tutorial.

Rockstars don't watch video tutorials.
  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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Reply #31 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 7:37am
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Has this been common lately? Been back for less than a week.

Maybe I should always plan something else on maintenance days.
  
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Reply #32 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 7:39am
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OldCoaly wrote on Mar 7th, 2019 at 7:10am:
Rockstars don't watch video tutorials.

Smiley Smiley Smiley
  

Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Distributed wrote on Mar 7th, 2019 at 7:37am:
Has this been common lately? Been back for less than a week.

Maybe I should always plan something else on maintenance days.

Welcome back. No, this downtime has been unusually long because of data center work.
  

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Reply #34 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 10:10am
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5pm EST now.
  
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knockcocker wrote on Mar 7th, 2019 at 10:10am:
5pm EST now.


Yup, saw that too.
These shit bags man, how ridiculous.
  
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Reply #36 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 10:18am
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You thought you would play DDO today? Oh thats just precious! Bless your heart!
  

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Re: Downtime extended to 5am
Reply #37 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 10:18am
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ok I took nap. Jess was just here was in car accident- shes ok.

I understand they are doing everything they can to get worlds back up but also making sure things are proper and secure. They are being very thorough making sure things done properly.

And yes- weve known for a week that this maintainance was going to happen.

I'm sorry for my stupid comments and poor sense of humor.

Anyways - carry on. --- mabe be up at 11. lemme check twitt

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ok theyre sayin 5pm


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Due to continued hardware troubleshooting at the data center we are extending our downtime to 5:00 PM Eastern (-5 GMT) today. We apologize for the delay, and will keep you updated. #DDO
10:07 AM - 7 Mar 2019
  
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Reply #38 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 10:23am
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Rubbinns wrote on Mar 7th, 2019 at 7:40am:
data center work.



aka PacMan LARP with empty hardware boxes....
  

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Re: Downtime extended to 5am
Reply #39 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 10:25am
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"The court heard that Duffy has Asperger's syndrome and suffers with alcohol problems."

Or as we call it here: Mod status.
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Reply #40 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 10:25am
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Well, "troubleshooting" sounds like they don't know what the problem is which means
we can effectively disregard any end time they provide.  It will end when the servers
are back up, which means they have to identify the problem(s) first.
  
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Reply #41 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 10:50am
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So at this point they're cleaning out bank accounts and planning which country to move to.
  
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Re: Downtime extended to 5am
Reply #42 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 10:57am
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Carpone wrote on Mar 7th, 2019 at 12:57am:
Maintenance extended until 11am EST.

I'm betting it goes until 5pm EST before it's all said and done.

You called it.

Or at least until they just say 'screw it, it'll be up Monday evening."
  
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Reply #43 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 11:35am
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Friendship wrote on Mar 7th, 2019 at 10:57am:
You called it.

Or at least until they just say 'screw it, it'll be up Monday evening."


I've done some of these major DC maintenance projects before, and had they planned this out there was a scheduled break from say 2am to 9am.  At the point they decided they weren't going to finish Wed, the infra supervisor should have sent most of the team home for rest.  You queue up a long job (disk array rebuild, backup restore) and crash hard. 

Lack of sleep is the enemy here. Starting fresh in the morning is the better bet. 

However, given the times and now extending this to Thurs night is probably indicating a hardware problem - they lost a MoBo or backplane or something didn't reboot well and had to FedEx a new one from the hardware vendor.


  
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Reply #44 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 11:38am
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Reply #45 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 11:40am
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This downtime still doesn't top the ddo.com domain expiring back in 2012.

I'm wondering if they've made the call to backout the change yet and try again later.  It's a whole 'nother ballgame when you have to start managing sleep cycles to keep the engineering team fresh and focused.  Doesn't really matter I suppose.  This downtime is demonstrative of the company culture.
  
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Reply #46 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 12:23pm
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I think they're packing up and heading to Indianapolis.
  

"The court heard that Duffy has Asperger's syndrome and suffers with alcohol problems."

Or as we call it here: Mod status.
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Reply #47 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 12:53pm
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Here's the latest: We're continuing to work through some hardware issues, and our current downtime has been extended through 5:00 PM Eastern (-5 GMT) today. We will have more info on event end dates and such in the relatively near future.
  
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Reply #48 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 1:36pm
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I'll be shocked if I can play by Friday.

Pleasantly shocked, but shocked nonetheless.
  

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Reply #49 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 1:57pm
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Friendship wrote on Mar 7th, 2019 at 10:57am:
You called it.


Next prediction: They reverted the changes, and will reschedule maintenance.  They will extend anniversary party by two days due to the unexpected downtime.  No additional consideration or compensation will be provided.  DDO Bonus Days will be something largely yawn worthy, like guild renown bonuses.

I don't want to be right. I'd prefer it's all rainbows and unicorns after this maintenance, and the servers no longer need Depends because they stopped shitting themselves.  I'd also love a VIP bonus this weekend.  But if SSG has taught me anything over the years: Lower your expectations.  That way you won't be disappointed when they fail to step up.
  
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