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Reply #25 - Apr 16th, 2019 at 2:42am
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Rubbinns wrote on Apr 12th, 2019 at 1:04pm:
Yes! Easily one of the most stupid people I have ever seen work for this game. Not an easy task to rise to the top of idiots in the history of idiots that have worked here.

He is getting his vagina punted by the players in the Amber thread. I am enjoying watching him get so butthurt over his baby ( Amber ) that he chooses to stick a foot in his mouth while the player base is losing sneakers from kicking field goals up his muff.

https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/504829-Amber-Temple?p=6201753#post6201...


He's not just butt hurt about the train wreck he created, but he is acting like an asshole to the players who are telling him what he could have done differently.  And while there is the usual amount of flaming going on for the shit show he created and then 'fixed' in the worst possible way, if he can't take it with grace like a professional then he should stay off of the forums and stick to his cave and his coding.



Slick Stick wrote on Apr 15th, 2019 at 11:11pm:
I think the real reason is because now when cordo throws out infractions for trolling, flimsy's bullshit is gonna get thrown in his face.


Yeah.  I came close to reporting Flimsy for trolling, but then my senses returned and i realized that not only do they not care when their employees go off the range but I'd probably get an infraction just for reporting him.
  

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Digimonk wrote on Dec 8th, 2016 at 12:39pm:
I've had multiple RoSS rot just from doing the explorer points in Sands across multiple lives since it is exclusive.


Smart players know how to use buyback.

Digimonk wrote on Dec 22nd, 2016 at 1:58pm:
I will not chone.

I did what I did intentionally and while my primary purpose was not to annoy the other Vaulties, I acknowledge that it was a side effect.


Smart people don't elicit "side effects."  They understand in advance the consequences of their actions.
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Reply #26 - Apr 16th, 2019 at 3:28am
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This guy couldn't be more blind if you poked his eyes out with your dick.


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I've been on this project, on and off, for about a decade. What I can tell you after 10 years of my life dedicated to your enjoyment, is that our players are experts at ruining your own fun. If there were only two quests in the game, where quest A is full of fun and exploration and quest B takes ten times less time to run so you can get your reward, quest A would be 'one and done' and quest B would flood LFG. People would run quest B until their eyeballs bleed and their carpal tunnel is shaking the house at 7.0 on Richter scale.

This puts designers in an adversarial position to the rest of the playerbase. We have to butcher our own babies and get you all mad at us, just so you can experience the rest of the game.


And exactly why does this tool think that he "has to butcher his babies?"  It is because he is incapable of creating babies which are balanced against each other.  If Quest A gave 10 times the XP in exchange for taking 10 times as long to run, there would be no issue according to his hypothetical.  But they are too stupid or blind or incompetent or whatever to do a simple thing like balancing content against other content, and so they themselves create the popularity of the Quest Bs in the game.  And then they try to flip the script and blame the players for the situation.
  

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Digimonk wrote on Dec 8th, 2016 at 12:39pm:
I've had multiple RoSS rot just from doing the explorer points in Sands across multiple lives since it is exclusive.


Smart players know how to use buyback.

Digimonk wrote on Dec 22nd, 2016 at 1:58pm:
I will not chone.

I did what I did intentionally and while my primary purpose was not to annoy the other Vaulties, I acknowledge that it was a side effect.


Smart people don't elicit "side effects."  They understand in advance the consequences of their actions.
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Reply #27 - Apr 16th, 2019 at 4:01am
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Frank wrote on Apr 16th, 2019 at 3:28am:
This guy couldn't be more blind if you poked his eyes out with your dick.



And exactly why does this tool think that he "has to butcher his babies?"  It is because he is incapable of creating babies which are balanced against each other.  If Quest A gave 10 times the XP in exchange for taking 10 times as long to run, there would be no issue according to his hypothetical.  But they are too stupid or blind or incompetent or whatever to do a simple thing like balancing content against other content, and so they themselves create the popularity of the Quest Bs in the game.  And then they try to flip the script and blame the players for the situation.


Because the devs don't really play the game. So when they come up with things like "rng based cards", they don't stop to think "as a player, how would I deal with this mechanic?". They just assume players will take whatever cards they get and never reset to get the optimum cards. And of course they don't think about making all cards equal.

So they see players doing these things that they never thought of...and conclude that players are breaking the game.

They probably just play tested amber a few times by going in with whatever cards they got and checking every room for passwords, aggroing every mob they saw and figured players would just do the same thing.
  
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Reply #28 - Apr 16th, 2019 at 4:35pm
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Play tested..... lol
  
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Reply #29 - Apr 16th, 2019 at 7:37pm
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Shinyshoes wrote on Apr 16th, 2019 at 4:35pm:
Play tested..... lol

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Reply #30 - Apr 17th, 2019 at 12:03am
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Asheras wrote on Apr 14th, 2019 at 6:08pm:
He painted everyone with a wide brush when, in reality, there are a few crybabies.


A few crybabies put on a few socks and before you know it they think everyone is upset.
  

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Re: FlimsyFirewood Get Fukt Nigga
Reply #31 - Apr 17th, 2019 at 12:26am
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ThreadNecromancer wrote on Apr 17th, 2019 at 12:03am:
A few crybabies put on a few socks and before you know it they think everyone is upset.



STFU Flimsy, no one wants to hear from you
« Last Edit: Apr 17th, 2019 at 12:27am by Slick Stick »  

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Reply #32 - Apr 17th, 2019 at 4:44am
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Slick Stick wrote on Apr 17th, 2019 at 12:26am:
STFU Flimsy, no one wants to hear from you


Wow, even his own mum is piling on!  Grin
  
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Reply #33 - Apr 17th, 2019 at 11:14am
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Slick Stick wrote on Apr 17th, 2019 at 12:26am:
STFU Flimsy, no one wants to hear from you


I'm not Flimsy at all. Ask your mom.
  

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Re: FlimsyFirewood Get Fukt Nigga
Reply #34 - Apr 17th, 2019 at 12:10pm
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ThreadNecromancer wrote on Apr 17th, 2019 at 11:14am:
I'm not Flimsy at all. Ask your mom.

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Re: FlimsyFirewood Get Fukt Nigga
Reply #35 - Apr 17th, 2019 at 1:35pm
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ThreadNecromancer wrote on Apr 17th, 2019 at 11:14am:
I'm not Flimsy at all. Ask your mom.


Solid "Your mom" joke.   10/10.   Well played.
  
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Re: FlimsyFirewood Get Fukt Nigga
Reply #36 - Apr 17th, 2019 at 1:46pm
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ThreadNecromancer wrote on Apr 17th, 2019 at 11:14am:
I'm not Flimsy at all. Ask your mom.



Well, she did say your vagina was tight.
  

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Reply #37 - Apr 17th, 2019 at 1:50pm
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Slick Stick wrote on Apr 17th, 2019 at 1:46pm:
Well, she did say your vagina was tight.


A for effort bud
  

Rubbinns wrote on Oct 31st, 2020 at 7:26pm:
pretty dope shit. congratz. i take it back.


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Reply #38 - Apr 17th, 2019 at 2:26pm
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the_biggest_dog wrote on Apr 17th, 2019 at 1:50pm:
A for effort bud



So many socks. Makes me chuckle
  

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Reply #39 - Apr 17th, 2019 at 2:32pm
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Slick Stick wrote on Apr 17th, 2019 at 2:26pm:
So many socks. Makes me chuckle


Used to that without anything else to cum in huh buddy? Good ole lefty and the nut sock
  

Rubbinns wrote on Oct 31st, 2020 at 7:26pm:
pretty dope shit. congratz. i take it back.


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Reply #40 - Apr 17th, 2019 at 3:40pm
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the_biggest_dog wrote on Apr 17th, 2019 at 2:32pm:
Used to that without anything else to cum in huh buddy? Good ole lefty and the nut sock



Wait, are you saying I cum in you? Ha, pretty good stuff.
  

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