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Standing Shit Games fucked up mabar again ayy
Oct 10th, 2019 at 7:02pm
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Mobos are currently on fire because half the time no mobs spawn in the graveyard challenge at all, and when they do it's only the first 3 or 4 packs before the rest of the graveyard is empty. Have fun farming keys when there isn't anything to kill.

This is what I get for actually logging in for the first time in months to check out the event that's always fucking broken in new and exciting ways.
  
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Reply #1 - Oct 11th, 2019 at 2:18am
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The whole game is fvked up right now.

Logging in game can hang on Retrieving Account Data as a bug makes it drop to 0.01 Kb per sec

Quest windows can take up to 5 min to spawn

Load screens can be a game crasher

And lets not forget, the TR system is broken now.

They have done what, 4 restarts / updates in the last 6 days? This is the support desk equivalent of rebooting the system until you get a result you can live with. They don’t seem to know what they broke or how to fix it.
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Reply #2 - Oct 11th, 2019 at 4:45am
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Possible hotfix today IF they can make it into verification.


This means that at best, NR will suck until later today, if things go bad it might take one or two more days to get things straight (heavily implying the game is currently gay and very retarded).
  
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Reply #3 - Oct 11th, 2019 at 4:48am
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Lol, not enough people online to get mobs to spawn  was my first guess.
But, whats with the connection issues? And what's gone wrong with the tr system this time around?
  
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Reply #4 - Oct 11th, 2019 at 6:57am
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My next hc toon will be named Loadscreen or Revelslag. Last name Cantlog or Devclowns.
  
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Reply #5 - Oct 11th, 2019 at 8:08am
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gibbon wrote on Oct 11th, 2019 at 6:57am:
My next hc toon will be named Loadscreen or Revelslag. Last name Cantlog or Devclowns.

Essessgee Assclowns
  
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Reply #6 - Oct 11th, 2019 at 8:20am
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Is Jerry's salary just letting him sleep in a broom closet and the right to eat whatever he finds discarded in the trash cans?

That's the only justifiable reason I can think of to how he still has a job when so many people who could code and keep the game stable have been let go  Undecided
  
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Reply #7 - Oct 11th, 2019 at 8:28am
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Skoodge wrote on Oct 11th, 2019 at 8:20am:
Is Jerry's salary just letting him sleep in a broom closet and the right to eat whatever he finds discarded in the trash cans?

That's the only justifiable reason I can think of to how he still has a job when so many people who could code and keep the game stable have been let go  Undecided


Wait, maybe I'm missing something but isn't Jerry just the community manager and supreme leader for forum sycophants?

His job is just to moderate the forum and ban whoever questions him or SSG and isn't not a developer as he has no actual coding skills, right?
  
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Reply #8 - Oct 11th, 2019 at 8:38am
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Artorias wrote on Oct 11th, 2019 at 8:28am:
Wait, maybe I'm missing something but isn't Jerry just the community manager and supreme leader for forum sycophants?

His job is just to moderate the forum and ban whoever questions him or SSG and isn't not a developer as he has no actual coding skills, right?


Correct.  Which means at one point when deciding who to keep, they decided they needed a forum nazi and not someone who could actually keep the game functional.  Thus the whole "he'd better work for peanuts because he sure as hell isn't helping the game" theory.
  
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Reply #9 - Oct 11th, 2019 at 9:23am
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I've said it before and I'll say it again.......they can call themselves SSG......but inside, beats the heart of Turdbine.
  
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