It's the most accurate analogy to describe what happened. Very rarely, maybe once every...100 log ins, my character keeps walking backward at a slow but steady pace and there is no goddamn way to stop it making almost every single action a gargantuan pain in the ass. Opening chests and talking to NPCs become a quest itself and I have to constantly keep moving forward to avoid pedaling back to the entrance or end up in a bad position.

I'm sure it's something with the game because, as soon as I log out, everything works perfectly and even other games behave properly. What the fuck is going on? Has this ever happened to any of you?

EDIT
Finally solved this issue. I always keep my 360 controller plugged in and it seems to cause some bad interactions with the game sometimes. Case solved, close this shit

No 

You're supposed to stop pushing the Q-tip when you feel resistance.