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Feb 12th, 2020 at 2:53pm
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Enchanted repair all kit, how I loved you.
  
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Reply #1 - Feb 12th, 2020 at 3:18pm
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I love how when I start to feel even the slightest inclination to log back into the game, they do something like this instead of fixing something that needs to be fixed and any interest I have in giving them my money again instantly vanishes.
  

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Skoodge wrote on Feb 12th, 2020 at 3:18pm:
I love how when I start to feel even the slightest inclination to log back into the game, they do something like this instead of fixing something that needs to be fixed and any interest I have in giving them my money again instantly vanishes.

You got to hustle those tool kits in the store! #1 priority. But it's okay to release updates with a long list of things that are broken. How can anyone at SSG even work there? Don't they feel like sleazebags?
  

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Reply #3 - Feb 12th, 2020 at 4:07pm
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Rubbinns wrote on Feb 12th, 2020 at 4:02pm:
Don't they feel like sleazebags?


I've said it before, I'll say it again.  I'm pretty sure Sev spends most of his time pacing around his office mumbling about all the precious nickles we're stealing from him.
  

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what's the problem with them?  have they been removed?
  

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higgildypiggildy wrote on Feb 12th, 2020 at 5:44pm:
what's the problem with them?  have they been removed?

ah yeah.. you could say that, or say they aren't as good a deal as they used to be....
  
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Skoodge wrote on Feb 12th, 2020 at 4:07pm:
I'm pretty sure Sev spends most of his time pacing around his office mumbling about all the precious nickles we're stealing from him.

For the xbow fix, I'd agree with you if they were consistent with their response.  For example, going 1-30 and doing all at cap first time reapers, you save about 2 hours of XP pot time by fast recalling/shrining.  But there are people running around the game with 2000 hours of Sov pots from card crunching, with more stacks of those pots sitting on alts.

Also, fuck the guy who held SSG's hand walking them through step by step to reproduce the xbow feature. I could understand if SSG was mature enough to implement a bug bounty program where they compensated people to report this kind of thing.  But they don't, so the guy who did this just wanted SSG's attention like a simp.  I wouldn't be surprised if he informed SSG about the repair kits too.
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Reply #7 - Feb 12th, 2020 at 10:21pm
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Carpone wrote on Feb 12th, 2020 at 5:56pm:
For the xbow fix, I'd agree with you if they were consistent with their response.  For example, going 1-30 and doing all at cap first time reapers, you save about 2 hours of XP pot time by fast recalling/shrining.  But there are people running around the game with 2000 hours of Sov pots from card crunching, with more stacks of those pots sitting on alts.

Also, fuck the guy who held SSG's hand walking them through step by step to reproduce the xbow feature. I could understand if SSG was mature enough to implement a bug bounty program where they compensated people to report this kind of thing.  But they don't, so the guy who did this just wanted SSG's attention like a simp.  I wouldn't be surprised if he informed SSG about the repair kits too.

You can thank the morons who were tripping over each other in their rush to earn mouthbreather street cred by blabbing about all the fun stuff in public channels in the HC league while never stopping to consider that the chances of SSG employees being in those same channels were about 30 points higher than their own IQ.

The HC server was responsible for about 80% of the nerfs in this update from what I can tell. 

I have to grudgingly give SSG credit for the HC league.  It was an incredibly successful honeypot trap where SSG suckered the mouthbreathers into throwing money at them while simultaneously spilling their guts on features.
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Reply #8 - Feb 12th, 2020 at 10:31pm
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Carpone wrote on Feb 12th, 2020 at 2:53pm:
Enchanted repair all kit, how I loved you.

I had five different people tell me how to do that in the last month. And I almost exclusively solo. Had a feeling that one was about to get fixed.
  
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Rubbinns wrote on Feb 12th, 2020 at 4:02pm:
You got to hustle those tool kits in the store! #1 priority. But it's okay to release updates with a long list of things that are broken. How can anyone at SSG even work there? Don't they feel like sleazebags? 


People reporting Ratcatcher crit threat is 19-20 on live as opposed to 18-20 that was "pinky promised" by Lynn. LOL.
  

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Skoodge wrote Today at 4:07pm:
I'm pretty sure Sev spends most of his time pacing around his office mumbling about all the precious nickles we're stealing from him.

For the xbow fix, I'd agree with you if they were consistent with their response.  For example, going 1-30 and doing all at cap first time reapers, you save about 2 hours of XP pot time by fast recalling/shrining.  But there are people running around the game with 2000 hours of Sov pots from card crunching, with more stacks of those pots sitting on alts.

Also, fuck the guy who held SSG's hand walking them through step by step to reproduce the xbow feature. I could understand if SSG was mature enough to implement


Unsinful trying to beat his previous "tongue up Sev's ass" PR again.
  

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Reply #11 - Feb 13th, 2020 at 8:37am
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Anybody want to share the infinite guild renown exploit now that it's been announced on the forums and a helpful forumite has offered to give the devs a walkthrough?

(PM or public post welcome)
  
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Reply #12 - Feb 13th, 2020 at 8:56am
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Might be related to having the dialogue box to board airships creeping back in from lack of version control.  Don't personally know though.
  

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Alex DeLarge wrote on Feb 12th, 2020 at 11:27pm:
Unsinful trying to beat his previous "tongue up Sev's ass" PR again.

  

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what the fuck guys...

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Reply #14 - Feb 13th, 2020 at 11:16am
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Did they fix the stacking filis too?
  

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Reply #15 - Feb 13th, 2020 at 2:59pm
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Digimonk wrote on Feb 12th, 2020 at 10:21pm:
sh to earn mouthbreather street cred by blabbing about all the fun stuff in public ch


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Reply #16 - Feb 13th, 2020 at 4:01pm
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It appears I missed quite the feature party while I was away...

I came back just in time to see them remove the Legacy Ship Resistance Shrines our guild ground so hard to get and thus give yet another middle finger to non-ranged, non-caster builds, and kill off all non-Iconic TRs.

Because every Non-caster toon below level 11 (14 for Paladin and Ranger) just lost 75% of it's elemental damage resistance in a meta-game that has been "balanced" around having those resistances from Level 1. Casters only lose 50% to 7, then 25% to Level 11, after which it doesn't matter.

That's not "challenge" of "fun", that's just Punching Down on the player base, in direct opposition to their (SSG's) own business interests. I'm certain they didn't remove Champions, or Reapers, or re-balance the damage scaling to accommodate this punitive nerf.

Way to incentivize even more dopes to roll Warlocks (who get Mass Resist Elements as an EnH) and Congratz on bringing back the "Caster Only" LFMs.

Just kidding, there are no LFMs.

It just beggars the imagination how SSG can be so bad at knowing their own product, never mind customer relations. Roll Eyes

I have been looking for an excuse to finally quit, and they may have actually succeeded in making it happen.

They probably did me a favour.
  

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Reply #17 - Feb 13th, 2020 at 4:07pm
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Reply #18 - Feb 13th, 2020 at 4:12pm
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Carpone wrote on Feb 13th, 2020 at 4:07pm:
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To be fair Jerry hits me a an "I'll pay you extra to rub my nose in my own filth afterwards" type of guy.  From his point of view this is probably doing us a solid.
  

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Reply #19 - Feb 13th, 2020 at 4:27pm
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Skoodge wrote on Feb 13th, 2020 at 4:12pm:
To be fair Jerry hits me a an "I'll pay you extra to rub my nose in my own filth afterwards" type of guy.  From his point of view this is probably doing us a solid.


The guild renown elixers discount when they just introduced an infinite guild renown exploit (reportedly) is classy too...
  
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Reply #20 - Feb 13th, 2020 at 5:29pm
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Cut the shit, Grand. One account is enough to troll with.
  
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Reply #21 - Feb 13th, 2020 at 6:01pm
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My fanclub adores me, what can I say.
  

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what the fuck guys...

Jeesus fucking shit. This shit gets me called to the principals office.

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Grand wrote on Mar 11th, 2017 at 12:08am:
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Reply #23 - Feb 13th, 2020 at 6:10pm
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Carpone wrote on Feb 13th, 2020 at 4:07pm:
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Dey Fukin Wot M8?
  

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[quote author=417B7E777E7E7379120 link=1581537194/23#23 date=1581635337]

You have no idea what it took to get this picture.  I had to pull off a homeless guys pants, take a picture of his dick, then photoshop a face to it.[/quote]


Then you suck at internetting because my pictures been available to the public on the net since 2007
  

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majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20th, 2014 at 6:11pm:
what the fuck guys...

Jeesus fucking shit. This shit gets me called to the principals office.

Assholes.
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