Since Kistilan is such a terrible person that you can't even count the ways he is terrible, I manually did it for you.   

This is one of the many things somebody actually has to do in DDOvault Forums to warn new members about how insufferably it is hearing him claim being banned for saying Hi Welcome one too many times when nobody cares.  He collectively got on everyone's nerves trying to claim credit for guild listings and organized fluff for every server waaaaay too often before the Devs realized he really needed to be banned.

Without Further Adieu, I give you a piece of human garbage in eleven parts...

1. Beat his wife
2. False claims about a service record, I.E. attempts to steal valour
3. Thirsty, oh so thirsty
4. Makes empty threats about suing people
5. Makes empty threats again
6. Constantly trying to tell you how great he was
7. Seriously, he beat his wife
8. Gratuitous use of military slang while trying to steal valour.
9. Apt to crawl back after making empty threats to sue
10. Just doesn't get the message.
11. Lies often and poorly.

Ha ha! sorry to disappoint kistilan like anyone would have an opinion about whatever trivial pap that is, I mean? really man? hahah!  A post damning you for beating your wife and stealing valour and that's your take away? that it must be about some juvenile rubbish you posted on ddo? I only modified your list post format out of laziness, tweaking whatever nonsense you were trying to brag about from years ago you want everyone to care about! ha ha ha!  And you are all "oh oh! it's someone from past oh! I matter! I matter!" I mean I literally cut&paste your post and just changed words, too funny.

Dear God this is equal parts sad and hilarious!  you imbecile! hahaha!



And by the way, still haven't heard anything from any lawyers son, and neither has Strake, haha!

Kistilan wrote on Jun 27^th, 2020 at 11:23pm:



In the works? that's just silly, you have had years since the first time you made this type of empty threat and over three weeks since made your empty threat to me. If you knew anything about law you would know that it wouldn't take more than two billable hours to prepare one.

What a terrible liar, as well as a wife-beater and fake soldier, I guess we will have to amend the list.

Kistilan wrote on Jun 28^th, 2020 at 12:45am:


No answer on that legal question again? It must be embarrassing to cry wolf again and again and then feel so compelled to post here even though posting proves you lied about more empty legal threats. The fact is that I feel pretty bad for you every time I see you crawl back and try to pretend you didn't post such nonsense and normally I don't pick on weaklings and fabulists. Then I remember that you are one of those lowlifes stealing the valour of real soldiers and that you beat your wife and I feel better knowing that you have been called out for the stupid kid you are.

Stop lying here, son. Not only have you already lost the battle, but it also makes you look even more pathetic and ignorant than the tall tales of past glory you insist on posting make you look, no one cares what you claim you used to be in DDO, its a game, and even then you don't matter in its little history.  Go do something real, learn to treat women with love and respect, volunteer to help REAL veterans, pray.

Kistilan wrote on Jun 28^th, 2020 at 1:27am:


Well, I guess I would point out that you are retreating to memes because you can't even form an intelligible response to the numerous lies of yours that have been exposed and your general intellectual shortcomings. I'd also advise you to take notice that since your return to the Vault, not one poster, not a single one, has expressed even a scintilla of pleasure or even mild interest in your return here. In fact, when you have been noticed, you have been nothing more than a subject of derision and mockery.

Which while fitting treatment for a wife-beater or fake soldier, must be awful for you on a personal level. You poor fool.

It's true that I take an interest in pointing out people that attempt to Steal Valour or beat their wives as you have Kistilan, people should know what you have done, simple as that. I've even taken the opportunity to refind the thread title so the point is clear.

Have you thought about LegalZoom.com? I'm sure they could help you with the imaginary legal suits that you are backpedalling from commenting about. I realize you will never file it, but I rather think they will still take your money to fake it some more now that you have been outed numerous times for the empty threat.  God bless.

Of course you would desperately like to walk away now that your empty threats and the horrible failures of your past, beating your spouse, and Stealing Valour have been exposed. Much the same way you did many years ago only to crawl back here of late hoping no one would notice. I can only imagine how low you have to be to crawl back here after all those meltdowns and empty legal threats when you were last here? I wonder how anyone could stomach the shame. 

Therefore like a naughty child you try to use a cartoon to distract from you're having no answer about the imaginary  'legal suits'  are you not even going to pretend to sue people anymore?  Well that's a sort of progress I suppose. It's a shame we can't do anything about you beating your wife and stealing Valour though. 

Kimberlite wrote on Jun 28^th, 2020 at 3:08pm:


Now there's something I never thought I'd read on the vault....let alone agree with 

Ok, for the hell of it - let's just say I'm almost bored enough to put some effort into understanding this (I'm not yet, but I might be more bored tomorrow), I vaguely remember glancing at the the admittedly very silly post about him wanting to sue Strake - but where and when exactly did he admit to beating his wife? 

I'll accept a summary but links to posts would be nice.  I'm fairly bored but really don't feel like putting much effort into anything outside of maybe working on the next batch of 2048s.

Kistilan wrote on Jun 28^th, 2020 at 5:01pm:


Well Kistilan, that could only happen if you had actually filed a suit ha ha ha! 

But he hasn't done it for 24 days now, after he started the current empty legal threats ha ha!  Not to mention the threats to sue Strake which is years and years old. As I mentioned before it really would be quite hilarious if it wasn't so sad and repetitive. Do you suppose he will want to try again?   

Skoodge wrote on Jun 29^th, 2020 at 3:10am:


I'm sure there's a subreddit specifically for it.

But Bishgrand's speech affectations are straight out of a caricature of a 40's newsreel, so it kinda fits.  23 skidoo!

Skoodge wrote on Jun 29^th, 2020 at 3:10am:

There are certainly lots of YouTube videos of guys running around exposing people pretending to be vets. I think only mil and ex-mil really care.

Strake wrote on Jun 29^th, 2020 at 10:30am:


I was a little curious and checked a few of those out after I made the initial post.

I can kind of get people finding some fat ass loser pretending to be someone he isn't for attention irritating.