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Player's Council Application Open
Jan 29th, 2021 at 5:07pm
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Yes, its that time again.  The Player's Council is looking for YOU!

https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/521411-DDO-Players-Council-Application


I find myself unable to even fill out the form; its a pointless exercise.  But I suspect a large number of people with small penises will apply so they can brag about being on the council.
  
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Reply #1 - Jan 29th, 2021 at 6:01pm
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I started filling it out... Then I stopped and asked myself, "why?". Then I exited.
  


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Reply #2 - Jan 29th, 2021 at 6:02pm
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Wow. I just assumed they weren't even pretending to try anymore.
  

I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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Reply #3 - Jan 29th, 2021 at 6:42pm
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Just say you're somebody else.  Put in someone else's name.  People you don't like.  Forum names you feel would appreciate you filling the form out for them.  Sure, you don't know their email, but you can flood them with shit applications.  They (jerry) will have lots of work to do.

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/3WXJFNL
  
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Reply #4 - Jan 29th, 2021 at 6:44pm
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Pro-tip:  Write GREAT anwsers.  Act like you really DO want to get on board.  The thinking is, you WANT them to pick your dummy application.  And then you never answer the email, because you don't care.  But they've ground to a halt because they're waiting for replies from all these fake bullshit ones...
  
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Reply #5 - Jan 29th, 2021 at 6:47pm
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Someone should try and get jerry elected to the player's council  Grin
  

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Reply #6 - Jan 29th, 2021 at 7:22pm
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Where's DB, he's the personality for this, for sure!
  
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Reply #7 - Jan 29th, 2021 at 7:48pm
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Does not playing count as free? On the application?

I thought the vault was like the secret council
You know, where the real ex players comment

  
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C Troll wrote on Jan 29th, 2021 at 7:48pm:
Does not playing count as free? On the application?

I thought the vault was like the secret council
You know, where the real ex players comment



Its like the council in that no matter how much we bitch, nothing gets changed. Does that count?
  

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Reply #9 - Jan 29th, 2021 at 8:57pm
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This year is my year!!!!
  
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Reply #10 - Jan 29th, 2021 at 9:56pm
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Think of some of the names that have been on that esteemed Council.

Qualor

I don't even need to continue, do I?  Do you want to be part of a group so selective they asked Qualor to join?
  
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Reply #11 - Jan 29th, 2021 at 10:33pm
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GimpyPaw wrote on Jan 29th, 2021 at 9:56pm:
Think of some of the names that have been on that esteemed Council.

Qualor

I don't even need to continue, do I?  Do you want to be part of a group so selective they asked Qualor to join?


Look at it this way: if qualor can get in, how hard can it be?
  

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Reply #12 - Jan 30th, 2021 at 12:52am
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If I wanted to shout into a deep meaningless hole I'd use your mom
  
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noamineo wrote on Jan 29th, 2021 at 10:33pm:
Look at it this way: if qualor can get in, how hard can it be?

Yea, and you could probably have snuck into the special ed class back when you were in school, but could you really count that as an achievement?
  
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Reply #14 - Jan 30th, 2021 at 10:25am
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should I try to have back my PC seat ?  Roll Eyes
  

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Reply #15 - Jan 30th, 2021 at 10:29am
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So apparently last time my 217 page manifesto didn't impress them. I will make it longer this time.
  

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Reply #16 - Jan 30th, 2021 at 1:10pm
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GimpyPaw wrote on Jan 30th, 2021 at 1:18am:
Yea, and you could probably have snuck into the special ed class back when you were in school, but could you really count that as an achievement? 


When I was in highschool I did computer repair for the school as an elective. I remember getting dispatched to one of the special ed rooms once. Full sized portable classroom, 2 kids, throwing full blown crying and snot-filled temper tantrums because the teacher wouldn't turn the cartoons back on unless they each did a single basic addition problem. My science class had 40 kids in it.
  

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Flav wrote on Jan 30th, 2021 at 10:25am:
should I try to have back my PC seat ?  Roll Eyes


You should. And how!
  

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Reply #18 - Jan 30th, 2021 at 5:18pm
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I applied.  Tried to be rational and everything.  I haven't got a chance.
  
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Reply #19 - Jan 30th, 2021 at 7:54pm
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Reply #20 - Jan 30th, 2021 at 10:32pm
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Notanarc wrote on Jan 30th, 2021 at 5:18pm:
I applied.  Tried to be rational and everything.  I haven't got a chance.


Just like my 6th grade science fair, its a popularity contest.
  

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Reply #21 - Jan 30th, 2021 at 10:58pm
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Notanarc wrote on Jan 30th, 2021 at 5:18pm:
I applied.  Tried to be rational and everything.  I haven't got a chance.



Did you tell them everything is fine, at its best and there is nothing needs to be improved except the whiners on the mobo are all trolls and should be banned forever? Everything they do is awesome and you know that the only way to stop Skynet taking over is to make it try DDO and the most intelligent being on the planet will be so enamored with their beautiful and perfect game that it will be addicted to it and will forget about world dominance?
That will maybe, just maybe will make them consider your application.
  
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Reply #22 - Jan 30th, 2021 at 11:25pm
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Farmer wrote on Jan 30th, 2021 at 10:58pm:
Did you tell them everything is fine, at its best and there is nothing needs to be improved except the whiners on the mobo are all trolls and should be banned forever? Everything they do is awesome and you know that the only way to stop Skynet taking over is to make it try DDO and the most intelligent being on the planet will be so enamored with their beautiful and perfect game that it will be addicted to it and will forget about world dominance?
That will maybe, just maybe will make them consider your application.


I am constitutionally unable to brown nose.  Especially a loser like Cordovan.
  
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Reply #23 - Jan 31st, 2021 at 2:26pm
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Notanarc wrote on Jan 30th, 2021 at 11:25pm:
I am constitutionally unable to brown nose.  Especially a loser like Cordovan. 


Well, there was no point to spend time with your application then... Cheesy

I hope they will have the courage to pick a few people who give actual feedback instead of "yes, this is awesome"

  
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Reply #24 - Jan 31st, 2021 at 2:41pm
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Farmer wrote on Jan 31st, 2021 at 2:26pm:
I hope they will have the courage to pick a few people who give actual feedback instead of "yes, this is awesome"



Why would that make any difference? It's well established they don't listen to the player's council anyway. You could scream at them in welsh and it'd be exactly as comprehensible.
  

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