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The Grandest of Fellows Titan Demolisher Offline Hail Friends! Posts: 376 Location: Grand was inside us all along Joined: Jul 6^th, 2020	Valentines is for Looooooovers Feb 10^th, 2021 at 10:32pm	Print Post
	What do you love? Boxes, books, trunks, trinkets, tokens? Some lucky lovers who merely speak their deepest desires here may find themselves, blessed fellows! (I can neither confirm, nor deny, that posting those desires in particularly saucy, nasty ways may increase chances... think of it as a elixir of naughtiness that boost exploit pulls lolololololol)


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Shinyshoes Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 754 Joined: Mar 8^th, 2019	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #1 - Feb 11^th, 2021 at 12:02am	Print Post
	A list of ladders free of the ladder bug.


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Artorias Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1213 Joined: Mar 21^st, 2015	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #2 - Feb 11^th, 2021 at 12:05am	Print Post
	I want a a train of boxes pulled by a sleet of devs going doggy while being whipped with a spiked by Dita Von Teese telling them that "it's not a dildo, it's a feature", the soundtrack would have to be provided by the slipknot singing " we are number one". If that is not an option i can get by with hot chicks beating the devs with all sorts of toys. It would totally increase my respect....for the chicks


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KlownKar Korthos Resident Offline Brain Candy Pez Dispenser Posts: 27 Joined: Feb 18^th, 2020	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #3 - Feb 11^th, 2021 at 6:41am	Print Post
	https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/u=https%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fmedia... I desire.... macaroni pictures.


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NOTpopejubal Epic Poster Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 4096 Location: Let go or get dragged. Joined: Apr 17^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #4 - Feb 11^th, 2021 at 7:13am	Print Post
	KlownKar wrote on Feb 11^th, 2021 at 6:41am: https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fmedi... I desire.... macaroni pictures. https://recipes.timesofindia.com/us/recipes/macaroni/rs58761198.cms WARNING: The linked site above contains both a picture of macaroni AND a macaroni recipe. You have been warned.


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Athanor Waterworks Kobold Offline Carpe Diem! Posts: 112 Location: Xixon Joined: Mar 19^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #5 - Feb 11^th, 2021 at 10:22am	Print Post
	I would love to see the SSG team members that think that nerfs are a great idea to live a particularly nasty scene from the Pulp Fiction movie...and isn't the dancing one! I wish to gimp SSG!

	We need more guillotine's revolutions!!!
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TeamScorpioRI Korthos Resident Offline #MonkLife Posts: 35 Location: Rhode Island Joined: Aug 18^th, 2020 Gender:	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #6 - Feb 11^th, 2021 at 10:29am	Print Post
	I love boxes.. all types of boxes (Giggity implied)


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Charon Ex Member	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #7 - Feb 11^th, 2021 at 10:45am	Print Post
	Athanor wrote on Feb 11^th, 2021 at 10:22am: I would love to see the SSG team members that think that nerfs are a great idea to live a particularly nasty scene from the Pulp Fiction movie...and isn't the dancing one! I wish to gimp SSG! Kinky. Not SSG, just that you want to do that to Jerry.


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GimpyPaw Titan Demolisher Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 351 Joined: Jun 24^th, 2012	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #8 - Feb 11^th, 2021 at 10:59am	Print Post
	If we are making Valentine Day wishes, here's mine -- I would like to see Fat Jerry fired, so his miserable fat sloppy ass can live under a bridge proper like the troll he is. But alas, I know that will never happen. There's an old proverb that explains why Cordovian has job security: "It's very hard to tell some one they are fired when your dick is in their mouth."


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Rincewind Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 97 Joined: Jun 12^th, 2013	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #9 - Feb 11^th, 2021 at 12:10pm	Print Post
	I desire a raid and raid items that dont sux :S


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Shadehater Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Smite Stupid! Posts: 2174 Joined: May 6^th, 2012	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #10 - Feb 11^th, 2021 at 12:41pm	Print Post
	https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I


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Charon Ex Member	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #11 - Feb 11^th, 2021 at 1:00pm	Print Post
	GimpyPaw wrote on Feb 11^th, 2021 at 10:59am: If we are making Valentine Day wishes, here's mine -- I would like to see Fat Jerry fired, so his miserable fat sloppy ass can live under a bridge proper like the troll he is. But alas, I know that will never happen. There's an old proverb that explains why Cordovian has job security: "It's very hard to tell some one they are fired when your dick is in their mouth." It's common knowledge that Jerry would not live under a bridge directly. He would live in a van down by the river. This may or may not be under a bridge.


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The Grandest of Fellows Titan Demolisher Offline Hail Friends! Posts: 376 Location: Grand was inside us all along Joined: Jul 6^th, 2020	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #12 - Feb 11^th, 2021 at 1:16pm	Print Post
	If you think the stuff above is kinky you should read the PMs!!!!! Shadehooter, unknowingly clicking that video link gave me a tweaked reflexive Roxbury repeated action injury dammit!!! but it was a nice trip down memory lane so I shall give you a token of my esteem, or should I say tokens? cause I have about 3k of em on Khyber I'm going to hook you up with! Sadly they are mostly Greater tokens of my esteem, but I'm sure you will work something out!


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Shadehater Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Smite Stupid! Posts: 2174 Joined: May 6^th, 2012	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #13 - Feb 11^th, 2021 at 2:53pm	Print Post
	I’m sure there is some exchange rate somewhere. Shadehooter out!


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cheap beer for days Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 12 Joined: Jan 26^th, 2021	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #14 - Feb 11^th, 2021 at 6:08pm	Print Post
	Oh great and omnipotent Grand, we your followers require nothing but your Love and guidance. But yeah, happy Valentine's Day to all the keyboard porn jerking off ddo players out there. I may just rub one out in my ex wifes honor.


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The Grandest of Fellows Titan Demolisher Offline Hail Friends! Posts: 376 Location: Grand was inside us all along Joined: Jul 6^th, 2020	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #15 - Feb 11^th, 2021 at 6:43pm	Print Post
	Pics or it didn't happen!


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noamineo Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline All men fear time, but time fears the pyramids Posts: 9035 Location: Titan Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2014	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #16 - Feb 11^th, 2021 at 7:08pm	Print Post
	My love for Grand is unrequited...

	I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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The Grandest of Fellows Titan Demolisher Offline Hail Friends! Posts: 376 Location: Grand was inside us all along Joined: Jul 6^th, 2020	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #17 - Feb 11^th, 2021 at 8:44pm	Print Post
	No, no, Grand has love for all... sweet, passionate, sticky, all kinds of love! And this weekend will be extra special as we give out hearts to our sweethearts! True, blood, epic, even a few Iconic valentines will be handed out (Extra points for anyone starts their post or PM with a variation on the classic Penthouse letters style: 'I never thought it would happen to me but...' )


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GimpyPaw Titan Demolisher Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 351 Joined: Jun 24^th, 2012	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #18 - Feb 11^th, 2021 at 10:04pm	Print Post
	"Dear Vaulthouse, I'm a normal guy, and nothing out of the ordinary ever happens to me. Then one day, while I was just hanging out in the marketplace, this smoking hot dwarf comes up and just POP, opens a trade window! At first I was taken back. I mean, I didn't do anything to attract this dwarf's attention, and I'm warry of what the dwarf might soon ask for. Plus, it's a dwarf, so I'm not even sure if it's a male or female,. Most dwarves can't tell the difference so how is an average Helf like me supposed to know? Much to my surprise, suddenly there's this box in the trade window, and the dwarf has already hit "accept". All I have to do is click on my end and the contents of the box are mine with no strings attached. I'm still thinking, "Hang on, this is too good to be true. There's got to be something attached." Greed and curiosity did eventually get the best of me, and with a wavering hand, I hit the Accept button. Anxiously I opened the box to check the contents. What could be in there? Why was the dwarf giving it to me? Was the dwarf a he or she? That's when I learned that N-O-T-H-I-N-G is free, and the DEFINATELY was something attached! This dwarf was a dude, and ... He Put His Dick In a Box!"


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noamineo Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline All men fear time, but time fears the pyramids Posts: 9035 Location: Titan Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2014	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #19 - Feb 11^th, 2021 at 10:31pm	Print Post
	Dear Vaulthouse, I never thought it could happen to me. But one day i got out my Staff of Fleshaping. It was long and hard, so i wrapped my Gloves around it and set out. I thought I was going to be soloing The Friar's Niece that night, but then she showed me her Brass Beaver. Boy was my alacrity quivering. I pulled Head of Good Fortune that day, no question. She put an Epic Black lace Blindfold on me, and then we really quickened that spell. Things intensified and then i really Epic Reincarnated. I'm back to 20 now, but it was worth it. Boy I sure hope all those URL tags worked.

	I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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The Grandest of Fellows Titan Demolisher Offline Hail Friends! Posts: 376 Location: Grand was inside us all along Joined: Jul 6^th, 2020	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #20 - Feb 12^th, 2021 at 12:31am	Print Post
	Hopeful Valentines should make sure to PM their specific requests and which server they are on by Friday night. Potential sweethearts should also keep in mind that some items can only be moved once, so for them you will have to use the account you intend to use them on while others can be handed over to spare account toons in-game.


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Sillyfish Korthos Resident Offline Posts: 29 Joined: Apr 27^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #21 - Feb 12^th, 2021 at 3:38am	Print Post
	I never thought it would happen to me. I'd been adventuring and slaying monsters for nearly two decades and I'd figured love was just something other people got. I've had flings, sure. Maybe even a little romance. There isn't an adventurer around who hasn't gone on a quest and ended up banging or being banged by a dragon, right? It started just like any other quest. Go to Tharashk Arena. Smack around some baddies. Grab an axe. No problem, I got this. Or so I thought. I went in there, killing everything that got in my path until I got near the Arena. I had to be careful, or I'd be overwhelmed by the spectators and guards. And that's when I saw him. This beautiful, majestic creature. Such power! Such virility! I'd never been so hot under my platemail in my life! He turned and saw me - we both froze. It was instant chemistry. I'll never forget the words he uttered then. "Wut ur name?" I don't know why I replied. This was the enemy! "Sillyfish..... what's yours?" He blinked. "Me Grogan the Promoter." An eternity passed as we stared into each others eyes, or at least it felt like it. It couldn't have been more than a heartbeat. Within seconds we were all over each other, rolling around on the floor in a passionate embrace. Needless to say I never did claim that quest reward. Now with Valentines day fast approaching, I need to get him the perfect gift. He wants to reincarnate into something else, as he's tired of "being smelly hobgoblin", so I'm looking at Hearts of wood and Otto's boxes and the like to see what would suit him. Anyway, I hope my story of romance found reaches out and touches some of you. Never give up. You don't know when love might be just around the next dungeon corner." Here's my contribution.


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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 9986 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #22 - Feb 12^th, 2021 at 2:21pm	Print Post
	At least now it's easy to locate all the socks. they are all Grand

	Yes my avatar is an Hermine eating a Greenland Lemming for brunch.
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noamineo Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline All men fear time, but time fears the pyramids Posts: 9035 Location: Titan Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2014	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #23 - Feb 12^th, 2021 at 2:23pm	Print Post
	Flav wrote on Feb 12^th, 2021 at 2:21pm: At least now it's easy to locate all the socks. they are all Grand I maintain that you aren't really a vaultie until you've been accused of being a Grand sock.

	I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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The Grandest of Fellows Titan Demolisher Offline Hail Friends! Posts: 376 Location: Grand was inside us all along Joined: Jul 6^th, 2020	Re: Valentines is for Looooooovers Reply #24 - Feb 12^th, 2021 at 11:55pm	Print Post
	Thanks to all those who PM'd requests, some of you have truly filthy minds!!!! We will be getting out the ever popular boxes, in demad +20 hearts (fucking SSG lolololol), Coms, Tokens and Greater Tokens to those of you who made the effort this weekend. Make sure to check PM's for meetup arrangements as schedules can change by an hour or two.


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