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Reply #50 - Apr 27th, 2021 at 12:23pm
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So swing from my sack definitely has to be on the list for the Gunga-bot.  I'm going to say that one gets rolls of 18 - 20.


Sack related replies to delusional superiority have a higher crit chance, like 16-20.
Idiocy usually gets a +10 to proc "You're a moron."
Simple adhoms get an equal chance to proc a favorite gunga vocative noun (fuckface, vaginamouth, cuntface, assholelips, etc).

You're onto something, you get a preferred spot on my sack.
  

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Reply #51 - Apr 27th, 2021 at 12:26pm
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Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wrote on Apr 27th, 2021 at 12:23pm:
Looks like you could use rolls of 3-4 on a 1d4.  1-2 would be “I just got off your mom.”  No further actions necessary.


You're being simple, my trollfu is a multilayered onion.
  

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Some might even call it not trolling at all.
  
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Reply #53 - Apr 27th, 2021 at 12:42pm
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Shadehater wrote on Apr 27th, 2021 at 12:29pm:
Some might even call it not trolling at all.

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Reply #54 - Apr 27th, 2021 at 3:34pm
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Asheras wrote on Apr 25th, 2021 at 7:08am:
Breaks can be good.  No new raids or big expansions on the 6 month horizon.   Probably won’t get behind on gear and such.   Restrictions lifting now or soon in most areas.   Lots to do.  Take care.



This is where I'm at.
  


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Reply #55 - Apr 27th, 2021 at 4:03pm
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SSG has become so thoroughly awful in every department, I find myself hoping that not only do they not get their IP for DDO renewed, but also that their entire business collapses and everyone of those malignant tumors finds themselves blacklisted from ever working in the gaming industry again.

Personally, I wouldn’t trust Steelstar to clean a toilet.  He’d simply paint the rest of the toilet brown - which is effectively what that unqualified hack is doing for SSG right now.
  
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Reply #56 - Apr 27th, 2021 at 5:39pm
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Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wrote on Apr 27th, 2021 at 4:03pm:
SSG has become so thoroughly awful in every department, I find myself hoping that not only do they not get their IP for DDO renewed, but also that their entire business collapses and everyone of those malignant tumors finds themselves blacklisted from ever working in the gaming industry again.

Personally, I wouldn’t trust Steelstar to clean a toilet.  He’d simply paint the rest of the toilet brown - which is effectively what that unqualified hack is doing for SSG right now.


Pretty sure the game industry doesn't have a "blacklist". But dare to dream.
  

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Reply #57 - Apr 27th, 2021 at 5:50pm
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Gunga wrote on Apr 27th, 2021 at 12:26pm:
my trollfu is a multilayered onion.


Shadehater wrote on Apr 27th, 2021 at 12:29pm:
Some might even call it not trolling at all.


Ah, see Shade you have to account for the "dumb as dogshit" factor when reading any of Ginger's attempts to post. Clearly what Ginger was trying to express there is how upsetting he finds it that he can be trolled by almost anything and it all makes him cry.
  

noamineo wrote on Dec 24th, 2021 at 12:04pm:
Sadly only scammers are "selling" boxes now. But if you do want to get scammed, I know a guy.


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Reply #58 - Apr 27th, 2021 at 6:43pm
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Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wrote on Apr 27th, 2021 at 4:03pm:
SSG has become so thoroughly awful in every department, I find myself hoping that not only do they not get their IP for DDO renewed, but also that their entire business collapses and everyone of those malignant tumors finds themselves blacklisted from ever working in the gaming industry again.

Personally, I wouldn’t trust Steelstar to clean a toilet.  He’d simply paint the rest of the toilet brown - which is effectively what that unqualified hack is doing for SSG right now.

I keep hoping that someone will start working on a serious DDO server emulator.  I don't have the skills to write the networking code needed but I could figure out db entries and work on setting up the game database all day long.  Right now,  that kind of thing  would be best for the game imo.
  
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Reply #59 - Apr 27th, 2021 at 7:06pm
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Dragonborn wrote on Apr 27th, 2021 at 5:50pm:
Ah, see Shade you have to account for the "dumb as dogshit" factor when reading any of Ginger's attempts to post. Clearly what Ginger was trying to express there is how upsetting he finds it that he can be trolled by almost anything and it all makes him cry.


You mean like me ringing a bell and you swinging from my nuts like a good ball monkey?

Ding a ling, Cuntface. Swing, monkey, swing.
  

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Reply #60 - Apr 27th, 2021 at 7:12pm
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Gunga wrote on Apr 27th, 2021 at 7:06pm:
You mean like me ringing a bell and you swinging from my nuts like a good ball monkey?

Ding a ling, Cuntface. Swing, monkey, swing.


God how are you able to be decently written in P&R and reduced to one insult in the rest of the vault.  Is a lack of P&R drama your kryptonite?
  
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Reply #61 - Apr 27th, 2021 at 7:54pm
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God how are you able to be decently written in P&R and reduced to one insult in the rest of the vault.  Is a lack of P&R drama your kryptonite?


As opposed to your insipid drivel everywhere, all the time? No clue, dude.
  

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Reply #62 - Apr 27th, 2021 at 8:11pm
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Reply #63 - Apr 27th, 2021 at 9:21pm
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Look who I made post again, I'm not sure which is easier at this point hurting his feels or trolling him into posting again!  poor Ginger... no impulse control.

You know, this reminds me of a question that I've had of late concerning sock-puppets... a subject of fascination for many fuckers here. Why would anyone want to have a sock-puppet when with only marginal effort and planning they can have a real puppet?  I mean, almost by accident I've ended up with a Gunga puppet, I can make it post or go silent when I want, I can make it scream and shake like a muppet for entertainment... who needs socks?


Bwahahahahahahahaaa!
  

noamineo wrote on Dec 24th, 2021 at 12:04pm:
Sadly only scammers are "selling" boxes now. But if you do want to get scammed, I know a guy.


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Just for the record, I bought ten stones from Dragonborn a few days back. Fair and civil trade which went smoothly
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Reply #64 - Apr 27th, 2021 at 10:44pm
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Dragonborn wrote on Apr 27th, 2021 at 9:21pm:
Look who I made post again, I'm not sure which is easier at this point hurting his feels or trolling him into posting again!  poor Ginger... no impulse control.

You know, this reminds me of a question that I've had of late concerning sock-puppets... a subject of fascination for many fuckers here. Why would anyone want to have a sock-puppet when with only marginal effort and planning they can have a real puppet?  I mean, almost by accident I've ended up with a Gunga puppet, I can make it post or go silent when I want, I can make it scream and shake like a muppet for entertainment... who needs socks?


Bwahahahahahahahaaa!

Eww you like your hand up Gunga's ass.  TMI dude TMI.
  
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Reply #65 - Apr 27th, 2021 at 11:42pm
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Great Ceasar's ghost no! not that way. Setting aside the disgust of even touching that old reprobate, we have to consider the pleasure he would derive from such contact... really any contact at this point one must assume.

So no, this is the category of puppet Ginger-dim falls into:



  

noamineo wrote on Dec 24th, 2021 at 12:04pm:
Sadly only scammers are "selling" boxes now. But if you do want to get scammed, I know a guy.


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Reply #66 - Apr 28th, 2021 at 12:09am
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Dragonborn wrote on Apr 27th, 2021 at 11:42pm:
Great Ceasar's ghost no! not that way. Setting aside the disgust of even touching that old reprobate, we have to consider the pleasure he would derive from such contact... really any contact at this point one must assume.

So no, this is the category of puppet Ginger-dim falls into:

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/96/bf/65/96bf6584c0f7d966e43b956898705ff6.jpg



Ding a ling, monkey.
  

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Reply #67 - Apr 28th, 2021 at 12:18am
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noamineo wrote on Apr 27th, 2021 at 5:39pm:
Pretty sure the game industry doesn't have a "blacklist". But dare to dream.


There's a blacklist; the problem is the bar is so low only the most egregious offenses get you on it. Think Randy Pitchford or Chris Avellone.

While most folks in the industry will tell you Turbine and subsequently SSG are a joke, they'd still manage to land a job in just about any studio save an indie one they start themselves.

Indie devs have the integrity most of the time to hold a 'standard' of employment history.
  
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Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wrote on Apr 27th, 2021 at 4:03pm:
Personally, I wouldn’t trust Steelstar to clean a toilet. 



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Gunga wrote on Apr 27th, 2021 at 7:06pm:

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You mean like me ringing a bell and you [17 rolled]swinging from my nuts like a good ball monkey?

Ding a ling, [3 rolled]Cuntface. [doublestrike] Swing, monkey, swing.

  
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SpaceGoat wrote on Apr 28th, 2021 at 10:09am:


What am I going to do with my extra time?
  

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Gunga wrote on Apr 28th, 2021 at 12:23pm:
What am I going to do with my extra time?


Religiously replying to any thread or comment that mentions me?
  
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Edrein wrote on Apr 28th, 2021 at 12:18am:
There's a blacklist; the problem is the bar is so low only the most egregious offenses get you on it. Think Randy Pitchford or Chris Avellone.

While most folks in the industry will tell you Turbine and subsequently SSG are a joke, they'd still manage to land a job in just about any studio save an indie one they start themselves.

Indie devs have the integrity most of the time to hold a 'standard' of employment history.


Its ultimately a problem of supply vs. demand vs. available money. Designers and artists are a dime a dozen, but if you can code even 1/4th of the way competently theres jobs by the dozen open for you, especially if you have employment history. They are so desperate for coders that even bad ones can keep their jobs.

Nevermind that Steel or the others could go make twice as much money programing IOT sprinkler heads or moisture evaporators or whatever, they wanna make games, and they can sorta code.
  

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SpaceGoat wrote on Apr 28th, 2021 at 4:03pm:
Religiously replying to any thread or comment that mentions me?



ROFLMAO!
  

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Dragonborn wrote on Apr 28th, 2021 at 5:03pm:
ROFLMAO!


Thirsty little Monkey, swing.
  

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