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Oct 28th, 2022 at 11:27am
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I am sure Cordo bans this guy.


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Default Sentient Gems, Ranked Best to Worst:

    1. Kobald. Nothing beats having your weapon tell you it hates you.

    2. Wave. It sings to you, how col is that?

    3. Hopeful. Definitely the most up-beat of the easy-to-get gems.

    4. Resolute. Almost as up-beat as hopeful, at the very least its pretty supportive.

    5. Furious. Kind of mean but sounds like he's fun to drink with.

    6. Blackrazor. Mostly just the name.

    7. Dragon. Cool in theory, ehh... kind of auto-tuned into ridiculousness.

    8. Lizardfolk. See Dragon.

    9. Covetous. Full disclosure: I have not heard what this one sounds like. It may place higher on the list if its any good, but for now its so rare it's hard to tell.

    ...
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    999,987. Timid. What idiot did they get to voice this garbage? No matter what they paid him, it was too much!

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Reply #1 - Oct 28th, 2022 at 3:20pm
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Listening to Jerry's voice is akin to what I suspect it would feel like having someone shit hot, black licorice directly into your ears.
  
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Reply #2 - Oct 28th, 2022 at 4:46pm
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...I mean, he's not wrong. Timid is far and away the absolute worst.
  

I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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Reply #3 - Oct 28th, 2022 at 5:32pm
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noamineo wrote on Oct 28th, 2022 at 4:46pm:
...I mean, he's not wrong. Timid is far and away the absolute worst.

It's bad but not quite as bad as the WAY over-modulated Dragon sentience voice.  Angry
  

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Reply #4 - Oct 28th, 2022 at 9:12pm
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Standing Stone Games wrote on Oct 28th, 2022 at 5:32pm:
It's bad but not quite as bad as the WAY over-modulated Dragon sentience voice.  Angry


The way over-modulated dragon is bad, but if it weren't over-modulated it might be good. I'd say its a toss up since the Lizardfolk is just as bad.

But, really. Is there possibly anything worse than fat jerry?




The best part about that thread is it still hasn't been removed. Its gonna be up there until Monday at the earliest!!!
  

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Reply #5 - Oct 28th, 2022 at 10:55pm
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That is excellent.

I mean the only reason he posted that ranking, is to troll Cordo. He doesn't give a shit about the gems. And it is excellent.

I wonder if, being at 777 posts, he thought that was the right time to go ahead and get banned.
  
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Vault posters standing around in a circle patting each other on the back because someone on the Mobos posted a naughty thread insulting Cordovan's voice. What the fuck? this is what passes for material? you sad pathetic simps.The Vault's posters used to be insane irresponsible assholes but insane irresponsible assholes that mattered and posted shit that mattered, but this? this is the weakest, most retarded and gay shit posted on the vault in years.

I'm calling it, stick a fork in it, the Vault is done.
  
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Raybans wrote on Oct 29th, 2022 at 5:34am:
Vault posters standing around in a circle patting each other on the back because someone on the Mobos posted a naughty thread insulting Cordovan's voice. What the fuck? this is what passes for material? you sad pathetic simps.The Vault's posters used to be insane irresponsible assholes but insane irresponsible assholes that mattered and posted shit that mattered, but this? this is the weakest, most retarded and gay shit posted on the vault in years.

I'm calling it, stick a fork in it, the Vault is done. 




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Raybans wrote on Oct 29th, 2022 at 5:34am:
most retarded and gay shit posted on the vault in years.


IDK I'm pretty sure the thread 'name that object' is pretty gay, literally.
  
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It's not just that Cordo's delivery/voice is not easy on the ears, it's the actual lines he says are so cringey.... and you expect Jerry wrote those himself and was probably laughing uproariously as he was writing them.

i'm sure he's just a guy who has a job for a game he loves and tries to do the best he can... but he's also someone that invites bullies with his personality and choices
  
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bob the builder wrote on Oct 29th, 2022 at 2:40pm:
It's not just that Cordo's delivery/voice is not easy on the ears, it's the actual lines he says are so cringey.... and you expect Jerry wrote those himself and was probably laughing uproariously as he was writing them.


The rumor I heard is that he wasn't trying to voice-act, just recorded the lines for a proof of concept test. Then SSG left it in the game because they are both tone-deaf and retarded. Its like one someone from work tries to explain an inside-joke he and his friends have had since middle school. Its just not funny to anyone outside their circle.

I would actually not have complained if he were at least trying. Its just so bad its worse.

bob the builder wrote on Oct 29th, 2022 at 2:40pm:
i'm sure he's just a guy who has a job for a game he loves and tries to do the best he can... but he's also someone that invites bullies with his personality and choices


And in classic bully tradition, he became community moderator so he could bully other people. Circle of life, man.
  

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Raybans wrote on Oct 29th, 2022 at 5:34am:
this is what passes for material? you sad pathetic simps.The Vault's posters used to be insane irresponsible assholes but insane irresponsible assholes that mattered and posted shit that mattered, but this? this is the weakest, most retarded and gay shit posted on the vault in years.

I'm calling it, stick a fork in it, the Vault is done. 


Such an accurate assessment of Dungeaters contribution to the vault  Grin
  

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The Real Grand wrote on Oct 29th, 2022 at 6:43pm:
Such an accurate assessment of Dungeaters contribution to the vault


Oh Vault, you are truly gone, your great halls once filled with Info, game gossip, actual humor, intelligence and sarcasm now lay empty. Seems like 95% of the very few posts made these days is by half a dozen sad losers, pretending to be other sad losers, trying to pick on different sad losers. A sad YaBB'y version of the human centipede.
  
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Said the guy who re-creates and then deletes his account every time he wants to post. Raybans is almost sadder than Grand.
  

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noamineo wrote on Oct 30th, 2022 at 1:23pm:
Said the guy who re-creates and then deletes his account every time he wants to post. Raybans is almost sadder than Grand.


  
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Raybans wrote on Oct 30th, 2022 at 2:54pm:
sadness


What's the matter?  You forget your Technogaye password?  Or you just don't want to tarnish your "legacy"?   Grin
  

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noamineo wrote on Oct 30th, 2022 at 1:23pm:
Said the guy who re-creates and then deletes his account every time he wants to post. Raybans is almost sadder than Grand.


I'm sad every time I see you post anywhere. You are literally missing every chance you get to shut the fuck up and look smarter.

The Vault has gone downhill for several years and the best achievement many of us can brag about is to not have done anything to make this place worse while YOU have contributed with the worst of your inane stupidity to make the average user's experience of The Vault like sitting in a room with Cordofag for a job interview. That is how stupid, boring and generally unpleasant your posts come as.

Even that Gundumb asshat come off as less than a douche than you are. Make the world a better place and kill yourself but, if even that comes as too much of a daunting task for you, just chone and leave us the hell alone.
  
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Artorias wrote on Oct 31st, 2022 at 10:32am:
I'm sad every time I see you post anywhere.


This is 90% of why I keep posting.
  

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Raybans wrote on Oct 29th, 2022 at 5:34am:
Vault posters standing around in a circle patting each other   SNIP  weakest, most retarded and gay shit posted on the vault in years.

I'm calling it, stick a fork in it, the Vault is done. 


It was a good troll on Cordo. I do not think he read it and he probably missed the other more juicy one.

You are welcome to start a better thread to show us how it is done. I do not think you are a Dungeater sock as you lack charisma and do not post enough.
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noamineo wrote on Oct 31st, 2022 at 12:05pm:
This is 90% of why I keep posting.


Toppie.
  

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Gunga wrote on Oct 31st, 2022 at 1:05pm:
Toppie.



Oh look, the cuck that shat himself and deleted his comment to avoid getting bitch slapped AGAIN. If you have something to say you can come to bedroom right now you slimy, disgusting, wimpy cuck

Bark and try to have the balls to not delete your comment now you weakling, spineless, greasy cuck

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Reply #22 - Oct 31st, 2022 at 2:29pm
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Did somebody step in shit? What smells?

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Gunga wrote on Oct 31st, 2022 at 2:29pm:
Did somebody step in shit? What smells?

Cheesy


Your mom and your entire life, in this order

Bark and I may consider gracing your worthless existence with a few more words of wisdom. Here's a freeby

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Latetotheparty wrote on Oct 31st, 2022 at 12:37pm:
It was a good troll on Cordo. I do not think he read it and he probably missed the other more juicy one.

You are welcome to start a better thread to show us how it is done. I do not think you are a Dungeater sock as you lack charisma and do not post enough.


Thread is still up, though sinking down the main page. We should keep bumping it.
  

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