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The Next Rap
Feb 17th, 2024 at 9:54pm
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Strake wrote on Mar 31st, 2020 at 1:51pm:
Like every group, there are schlubs and there are stars, and a lot in between. Pick your cause and I can say the same thing about the associated group.
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Re: The Next Rap
Reply #1 - Feb 18th, 2024 at 1:24am
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For the record, I’m well aware that middle verse is rough. I’m just throwing this stuff together in some free time. So, I’m not going to fix everything. I know it reduces my chances to get signed though…
  


Strake wrote on Mar 31st, 2020 at 1:51pm:
Like every group, there are schlubs and there are stars, and a lot in between. Pick your cause and I can say the same thing about the associated group.
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Re: The Next Rap
Reply #2 - Feb 18th, 2024 at 1:26am
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Sippin’ at the Lobster.
Telling all my stories.
Recalling all the glories
While sippin’ at the Lobster

I was fresh off the boat and looking for work,
Gig’ed for that Baudry, Kobolds are jerks
Break all the crates he said with a smirk
Plunder from pirates? it sounded berzerk

Looking at all of these Kobolds and spiders
Come with me,  grab some hard ciders
we’re going questing we’re now the insiders
for local disturbances we’re the rough riders

Sippin’ at the Lobster.
Telling all my stories.
Regaling them with glories
While sippin’ at the Lobster

Yo I met this deranged dude next to a hatch,
Two kobold bros ain’t even a match,
Best watch the oozes tho cause there’s a catch
[I slayed a batch] down paths where butchers are,
And I have found lost packs in places bizarre,
And so many sewers I-should write a memoir
Compared to my old life now’s better by far


Sippin’ at the Lobster.
Telling all my stories.
Regaling them with glories
While sippin’ at the Lobster






After the oozes repair bill was wack
but I still had to find some new goons to attack,
Caught word of a new kobold chieftain to smack,
climbed up on the big box and jumped down the back,
I’m slaying these murderous runts by the stack,
I end the chief but then hear a big crack
[As this] 13 foot Ogre stops me in my tracks
wants to detach my head carry it home in a sack
Wants to rip off my arm and eat it for a snack
but I learn to jump back and I dodge and I squat
Then I swing and I hit and I take my big shot
and I crit my sword into his liver gets caught,
I’m trying to pull the blade out while we fought
and he’s snarlin’ and cursing his eyes all bloodshot,
He finally falls at my feet in a knot
and I looted his loincloth with yellow aug slot

Sippin’ at the Lobster.
Telling boys my stories.
Regaling them with glories
While sippin’ at the Lobster
  


Strake wrote on Mar 31st, 2020 at 1:51pm:
Like every group, there are schlubs and there are stars, and a lot in between. Pick your cause and I can say the same thing about the associated group.
Gunga wrote on Oct 5th, 2022 at 2:27am:
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Reply #3 - Feb 18th, 2024 at 5:23pm
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I'm so old that I remember a time there were at least 50 people in the Lobster any time you stepped in there.   Cry
  
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Reply #4 - Feb 18th, 2024 at 5:40pm
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liljiggy wrote on Feb 18th, 2024 at 5:23pm:
I'm so old that I remember a time there were at least 50 people in the Lobster any time you stepped in there.   Cry


And multiple other instances of harbor/market….


Cry
  


Strake wrote on Mar 31st, 2020 at 1:51pm:
Like every group, there are schlubs and there are stars, and a lot in between. Pick your cause and I can say the same thing about the associated group.
Gunga wrote on Oct 5th, 2022 at 2:27am:
Bitcoin. lul
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Reply #5 - Feb 18th, 2024 at 6:39pm
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"Video is not rated. Log in to watch."

Sorry Meat but I already have way too many accounts on too much shit. Maybe it's a regional thing?
  
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Reply #6 - Feb 19th, 2024 at 2:06pm
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It is a regional thing. People on the mobos have the same problem. Use VPN.
  

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Reply #7 - Feb 19th, 2024 at 7:16pm
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Artorias wrote on Feb 18th, 2024 at 6:39pm:
"Video is not rated. Log in to watch."

Sorry Meat but I already have way too many accounts on too much shit. Maybe it's a regional thing?



I don't know why, tbh. I don't really know anything... So, that's normal.
  


Strake wrote on Mar 31st, 2020 at 1:51pm:
Like every group, there are schlubs and there are stars, and a lot in between. Pick your cause and I can say the same thing about the associated group.
Gunga wrote on Oct 5th, 2022 at 2:27am:
Bitcoin. lul
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Reply #8 - Feb 19th, 2024 at 10:07pm
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It's good, except the very very end, cut that part? About the coinlords, you're just talking
  
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Re: The Next Rap
Reply #9 - Feb 20th, 2024 at 10:02am
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Head-Meat wrote on Feb 19th, 2024 at 7:16pm:
I don't know why, tbh. I don't really know anything... So, that's normal.

If you're given a chance to rate your video, don't leave it as "Unrated." Choose "Family" or some other kid-friendly rating.
  

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Re: The Next Rap
Reply #10 - Feb 20th, 2024 at 3:54pm
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Head-Meat wrote on Feb 19th, 2024 at 7:16pm:
I don't know why, tbh. I don't really know anything... So, that's normal.

1. I think it is a regional thing. I'm not logged in and had no problems.

2. YOU MOTHERFUCKER. The refrain "Sippin' at the Lobster" earwormed me. Grin
  
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Reply #11 - Feb 20th, 2024 at 7:01pm
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Standing Stone Games wrote on Feb 20th, 2024 at 10:02am:
If you're given a chance to rate your video, don't leave it as "Unrated." Choose "Family" or some other kid-friendly rating.



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Strake wrote on Mar 31st, 2020 at 1:51pm:
Like every group, there are schlubs and there are stars, and a lot in between. Pick your cause and I can say the same thing about the associated group.
Gunga wrote on Oct 5th, 2022 at 2:27am:
Bitcoin. lul
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Re: The Next Rap
Reply #12 - Feb 20th, 2024 at 7:01pm
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Strake wrote on Feb 20th, 2024 at 3:54pm:
1. I think it is a regional thing. I'm not logged in and had no problems.

2. YOU MOTHERFUCKER. The refrain "Sippin' at the Lobster" earwormed me. Grin



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Strake wrote on Mar 31st, 2020 at 1:51pm:
Like every group, there are schlubs and there are stars, and a lot in between. Pick your cause and I can say the same thing about the associated group.
Gunga wrote on Oct 5th, 2022 at 2:27am:
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Re: The Next Rap
Reply #13 - Feb 22nd, 2024 at 9:01am
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I wouldn't keep it in my play list, but it is damn clever. Well played!
  
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Re: The Next Rap
Reply #14 - Feb 22nd, 2024 at 4:44pm
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The Next Project: Meat's Mediocre Musical Market Montage (Or Medley--haven't decided).

This will be easier, because it's not a rap. More like discount cut-rate Weird Al.
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Strake wrote on Mar 31st, 2020 at 1:51pm:
Like every group, there are schlubs and there are stars, and a lot in between. Pick your cause and I can say the same thing about the associated group.
Gunga wrote on Oct 5th, 2022 at 2:27am:
Bitcoin. lul
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Reply #15 - Feb 23rd, 2024 at 1:13am
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Head-Meat wrote on Feb 22nd, 2024 at 4:44pm:
The Next Project: Meat's Mediocre Musical Market Montage (Or Medley--haven't decided).

This will be easier, because it's not a rap. More like discount cut-rate Weird Al.



DO IT!  Smiley
  
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